HeyJaredApprentice to My Future Crone Self
My questionable foray into menopause from a somatic perspective.
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“Today I crave pineapple because I ate gross corn on the cob, which made me want to barf (it still does).I keep talking (or rather, writing) about food because I love it. It’s my life. Today I put a stash of English toffee, fudge squares, fudge chews, truffles, carmelo nut coated jellies, peanut brittle, divinity, a Snickers, powdered sugar coated nut chews, and other things in the freezer for my open dessert night. YOW!”It’s May 22, 1988, less than two weeks before my eighth-grade graduation. A
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