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Welcome to Anxiety Beer, a bi-monthly newsletter dedicated to the simple pleasure of catching up over a round of drinks at the bar & chatting about the messiness of life — mental health, career, family, love, & occasionally lipstick.
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Can I Get Some Privacy Please? (opens the original)
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I was on the train to work yesterday, scrolling through Slack (Instagram) when I came across one of those social media plastic surgeons who loves to dissect famous women’s faces and theorize on what work she’s had done. To note: not all of these videos are mean-spirited, but I don’t totally love the concept of commenting on anybody’s body (especially a woman) and picking her apart based on her appearance for views. Regardless! This particular video was spotlighting Adriana Lima, the 45-year-old
Go At Your Own Pace (opens the original)
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Hello, darlings! I hope you had a lovely long holiday weekend filled with sunshine, good food, and lots of relaxing energy. I desperately needed a few quiet weeks after my birthday, and I’m happy to say that I took full advantage of the remainder of August. I read in the park (currently Circe after finishing up Love Is an Algorithm last week, and it’s making me miss the fabulous Samantha Morton’s portrayal of the infamous nymph), visited friends, watched baseball and tennis, and even snuck in a
37 Things Every 37-Year-Old Deserves (opens the original)
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Today is my birthday, and I am spending it OOO, poolside with some of my besties, eating tacos and drinking daytime margaritas because I am 37 fucking years old and I can do whatever the hell I want. This number feels a tad scary for all kinds of reasons, but at the end of the day, I’m still youthful, hot, successful, ambitious, and most importantly, happy. Period end of sentence.Not that you need a reason to treat yourself well, but this seems like an apt moment to share all the little goodies
Older, Hotter, Sicker, Fitter (opens the original)
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I’m in an era of dichotomies. My birthday is a week away, a looming reminder that I am older than I’ve ever been, and yet I also feel like I’ve never looked hotter. That, as society loves to remind womankind, is borderline implausible. I’m also newly diagnosed with an incurable autoimmune disease, which technically makes me the sickest I’ve ever been in my life. And yet, I feel fitter, stronger, and generally healthier now than I ever was in my twenties or early thirties. Make it make sense.It’s
WTF Are Strategic Wrinkles? (opens the original)
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Not many beauty trends can break me. I’ve been doing the beauty editor thing for well over a decade, and by this point I’ve kinda seen it all. From the return of pencil-thin eyebrows (ugh, please don’t do it unless you’re Bella Hadid or something) to black market fat dissolving enzymes (wow, REALLY don’t do this one, who knows what’s in that syringe) there will always be people who adapt their physical appearance with a degree of don’t-give-a-fuckery that should be studied. Now that it’s August
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