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These Cars Have The Dumbest Names - Jalopnik (opens the original)
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Oftentimes, a car's name is the first impression we get of it. Long before its body takes shape or its specs are released to the public, we learn what an automaker is going to call its latest creation. Like personal first impressions, the names that automakers pick can be very important — and they can really miss the mark in some cases. That idea is what led me to the question I asked you all last week. I wanted to know about the names that missed the mark — the dumbest names ever given to a par
A Helicopter's 'Jesus Nut' Is The Last Thing You Want To Bust During A Flight - Jalopnik (opens the original)
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When something breaks on an airplane, its natural aerodynamic properties tend to keep it airborne for at least a little while as the pilots work on a solution. The same thing cannot be said for helicopters, which, by all accounts, are up in the air purely against God's will. When something breaks, you're going down... quickly. Sure, some troubleshooting can be done depending on what goes wrong, but there is one component that there is almost no coming back from if it busts: the Jesus Nut. If tha
Chinese Automakers Could Take Over 10% Of The U.S. Market If Given The Chance - Jalopnik (opens the original)
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We've talked a lot about how U.S. lawmakers, car companies, suppliers, dealerships and pretty much everyone else in the auto industry are doing their damnedest to keep Chinese automakers out of the U.S. Currently, a Biden Administration-era measure virtually bans China-made vehicles from being sold here, and legislation could make it even stricter, but what would really happen if Chinese vehicles were allowed to be sold here? Would it really be that bad? Well, according to market research firm M
ID Bust: VW Delays The ID Buzz's U.S. Comeback To 2028 Model Year - Jalopnik (opens the original)
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Good morning! It's Friday, September 25, 2026, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. This is where you'll find the most important stories that are shaping the way Americans drive and get around. In this morning's edition, Volkswagen is making the U.S. wait for an entire second model year for the ID Buzz to make its grand return to our shores (it shouldn't), Tesla has finally begun Semi deliveries after years of dela
What Car Has The Dumbest Name? - Jalopnik (opens the original)
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Bentley just pulled the covers off its latest creation, an all-electric SUV that, while looking a bit odd, is still certainly a Bentley. It's a company known for some very good names — Continental GT, Mulsanne, Azure, and Brooklands are all 10 out of 10 bangers. Unfortunately, Bentley decided to go with Torcal for this bad boy. Bentley will tell you that its name was inspired by the El Torcal de Antequera, a wild-looking natural landmark in southern Spain. The thing is, reading it, the name look
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