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🔬 New Research Proves It — Reading is a Panacea (opens the original)
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Why I Quit Querying (opens the original)
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Meine frau und ich, are currently competing in the Berlin housing market and there’s really only one way to describe it — stupid. We’ve been living in an AirBnB for over a month, scrolling through thousands of listings on the trashiest app ever to be conceived, Immoscout24, which should really be called Immoscum. I could write a whole separate post on how much I hate this app, but here’s the rundown:Poor functionality, bugs, crashesService divided into many paid tiers; the highest is an AI that
You call yourself an artist? 🙄 (opens the original)
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My Cat Jumped Out a Window (opens the original)
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This was supposed to be a post about Library and how amazing it is and how you really need to pre-order it or your life will forever lack meaning. But, as usual, Joe needed to pull focus and make it all about him.Let’s get the Library stuff out of the way. It’s great, please buy it, here’s the cover and the link. Or check out the first book in the series, RUOK?<source
📖 Library — Available for Pre-order on Amazon! (opens the original)
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