HeyJaredAndrew Penner
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Penner: Life slows down while you're trying to stand up on the Bow River (opens the original)
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Halfway through the first rapids, just 100 metres, give or take, from our launch point in Douglasdale, I flew — arms windmilling, legs flailing — off my board, did a couple of underwater barrel rolls, and resurfaced with a perplexed look on my face. Well, to clarify, the “perplexed” aspect was the result of the “flying.” Which was more like a very sudden, un-athletic, involuntary reaction to gravitational forces. Regardless, SUPing the Bow River has become, for me, an enjoyable way to recreate …
Penner: Life slows down while you're trying to stand up on the Bow River (opens the original)
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Halfway through the first rapids, just 100 metres, give or take, from our launch point in Douglasdale, I flew — arms windmilling, legs flailing — off my board, did a couple of underwater barrel rolls, and resurfaced with a perplexed look on my face. Well, to clarify, the “perplexed” aspect was the result of the “flying.” Which was more like a very sudden, un-athletic, involuntary reaction to gravitational forces. Regardless, SUPing the Bow River has become, for me, an enjoyable way to recreate …
Penner: Life slows down while you're trying to stand up on the Bow River (opens the original)
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Halfway through the first rapids, just 100 metres, give or take, from our launch point in Douglasdale, I flew — arms windmilling, legs flailing — off my board, did a couple of underwater barrel rolls, and resurfaced with a perplexed look on my face. Well, to clarify, the “perplexed” aspect was the result of the “flying.” Which was more like a very sudden, un-athletic, involuntary reaction to gravitational forces. Regardless, SUPing the Bow River has become, for me, an enjoyable way to recreate …
Penner: Life slows down while you're trying to stand up on the Bow River (opens the original)
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Halfway through the first rapids, just 100 metres, give or take, from our launch point in Douglasdale, I flew — arms windmilling, legs flailing — off my board, did a couple of underwater barrel rolls, and resurfaced with a perplexed look on my face. Well, to clarify, the “perplexed” aspect was the result of the “flying.” Which was more like a very sudden, un-athletic, involuntary reaction to gravitational forces. Regardless, SUPing the Bow River has become, for me, an enjoyable way to recreate …
Penner: Life slows down while you're trying to stand up on the Bow River (opens the original)
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We independently select everything we recommend. Buying through us may earn us a commission, which supports our work. Halfway through the first rapids, just 100 metres, give or take, from our launch point in Douglasdale, I flew — arms windmilling, legs flailing — off my board, did a couple of underwater barrel rolls, and resurfaced with a perplexed look on my face. Well, to clarify, the “perplexed” aspect was the result of the “flying.” Which was more like a very sudden, un-athletic, involuntary
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