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The Weight of a Pose: Sketching La Belle Noiseuse (opens the original)
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Becoming One With the Wild (opens the original)
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Lately, my reMarkable tablet sometimes replace my traditional sketchbook. <img alt="A gallery of two images: the first shows a full view of an e-ink tablet displaying a detailed illustration of a woman at the base of a large tree; the second is a close-up of the s
The Assignment (opens the original)
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This new twelve-panel comic strip is the result of a wonderful collaboration with Johanna from The Pineapple Chronicles. Her expressive nude poses were the direct inspiration for this narrative. As I sketched her, I imagined the internal monologue of a character caught in the liminal space between two stories. The poses naturally dictated the pacing of this quiet moment, a muse stripped bare, reflecting on her past roles while waiting to be cast into a new adventure.<a class="image-link image2 i
Raw Ink, Real Mistakes (opens the original)
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This morning, I decided to set up my iPad and start a timelapse recording. At the exact moment of pressing record, I had absolutely no idea what I was going to draw. I grabbed my large A4 sketchbook and opened the cover to a blank page. A blank page always remains intimidating, particularly inside a sketchbook. Every line drawn in a sketchbook stays in the sketchbook. I refuse to tear out pages containing drawings I dislike.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.c
Desire Lines #2: Intentions (opens the original)
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“The most dangerous of all falsehoods is a slightly distorted truth.” G.C. LichtenbergWelcome back to the second installment of Desire Lines. Following our initial foray into the physical manifestation of appetite, we now turn to the delightful contradiction between refined vocabulary and primal instinct.There is a distinct, almost comical elegance in how we attempt to mask our most raw desires behind the veneer of absolute propriety. Words frequently serve as a polite shield, yet the body rarel
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