HeyJaredAlexandra Paskhaver
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- Sep 16, 2026
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Paskhaver: Getting a clear look at process of getting new glasses (opens the original)
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There are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. I’ve gotten a real sense of perspective, having melted my glasses last week. I do not exaggerate when I say the preceding eight days have been the worst days in the history of humanity, worse than the Black Death, the Spanish Inquisition, and the last season of “Game of Thrones.” Some context regarding plastic and cars: if you leave a pair of specs on the dashboard of a Toyota and spend three hours at an
Paskhaver: Desk job has made her a million … of aches and pains (opens the original)
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I have officially become a senior engineer. No, I haven’t been promoted. Pffh. What made you think that? I have developed neck pain. And back pain. And wrist pain. All without leaving my chair. You know how when you were a little kid, you’d sit on the floor for maybe 15 minutes, then you’d get so uncomfortable you just had to get up and do something, like monitor your parents’ 401(k)s? But the point is, when I was young — 21, instead of 22 — I had clear warnings about the dangers of becoming sed
Paskhaver: She’s finding that minimalism may be the right stuff (opens the original)
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I have decided to follow Diogenes and live in a barrel. Psych. I have enough trouble lying down on wooden floors. I need at least a sleeping bag. That is what I’m going to be sleeping in, now that I have a new apartment. I thought about moving my old things to my new place: bed, desk, lamp, other lamp … chair, dishes, utensils … rugs, vacuum cleaner, air conditioner … I can sit on the floor just as well as on a chair. And who needs lamps when the sun is the biggest natural lamp in the world? Bes
Paskhaver: A humorous interpretation of a historical event (opens the original)
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Once upon a time, there was a man named Alexis Charles Henri Clérel, comte de Tocqueville, but nobody called him that because it was a nuisance to pronounce and spell, and besides, “Alexis” is more of a girl’s name. Despite this handicap, he wrote a magnificent book called “Democracy in America,” which made his name synonymous with the phrase “That French prat who thinks he knows more about us than we do.” But Tocqueville — we’re not on a first-name basis; I refuse to call him “Alexis” — didn’t
Paskhaver: Call her Lady Law now that she’s published in journal (opens the original)
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They say justice is blind, but it can’t see worse than the editors of the Rutgers Undergraduate Law Review. Am I enrolled at Rutgers? No. Am I an undergraduate? No. Am I a lawyer? Ha! Did I even review my piece before it was published?Eeh. Sort of. I wrote my piece on maritime law, which is fancy English for “rules for boats ‘n’ stuff,” where “stuff” is defined as “watery things” excluding water pistols, pool floats and puddles. I don’t mean to insult the Rutgers Undergraduate Law Review. For on
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