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- Indexed articles, last 90 days
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- Sep 11, 2026
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My life as a programmer has me glued to my seat - Bainbridge Island Review (opens the original)
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Published 1:30 am Friday, September 11, 2026 I have officially become a senior engineer. No, I haven’t been promoted. Pffh. What made you think that? I have developed neck pain. And back pain. And wrist pain. All without leaving my chair. You know how when you were a little kid, you’d sit on the floor for maybe 15 minutes, then you’d get so uncomfortable you just had to get up and do something, like monitor your parents’ 401Ks? But the point is, when I was young—when I was 21, instead of 22—I ha
How to master the art of ‘failing upward’ - Bainbridge Island Review (opens the original)
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Published 1:30 am Friday, August 14, 2026 I’ve been thinking about the Dunning-Kruger effect, and I’m pretty sure I’m an expert on it. For those of you who don’t know, the Dunning-Kruger effect is the idea that people often overestimate how competent they are. This explains why I was most self-assured at the age of 16, when I believed I knew everything about politics, relationships, and how to do laundry (answer: get Mom to do it). In the years since, I’ve mastered the art of being slightly wron
I think I can top the ‘King of Comedy’ - Bainbridge Island Review (opens the original)
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“People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.” Also, because I stole that line from Jerry Lewis and didn’t even give him credit until this sentence. It’s not like the last three words of the sentence apply to me, anyway. Okay, maybe the last four words of that line don’t apply. Fine, fine. Nothing in that entire line applies, unless “multifaceted” means “with sharp angles,” because that’s definitely how I’d describe my nose. Angular. And possibly
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