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Blunt Horoscopes. Foul-Mouthed Tarot. Feminist Rants. Current Events. Witch Shit.

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Indexed issues, last 90 days
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Latest publication
Sep 27, 2026
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Jul 22, 2026

Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 27, 2026

    Libra’s Entrance: A Beautiful Tomb (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="556.2759295499021" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!stNL!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F583d9f20-2a07-4c83-b4b2-1da4b8199890

  2. Issue · Sep 19, 2026

    Tarot of The Schlong (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="846" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!m_aG!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F065e42a4-d9a7-42b8-833b-2cfe4bb26798_1128x846.jpe

  3. Issue · Aug 29, 2026

    Carnival of Chaos: America’s Last, Fishy Eclipse (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1260" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SV3f!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcda63bed-c0b6-4f86-8ecf-d573fe076aef_867x1260.jp

  4. Issue · Aug 24, 2026

    Tarotscopes 8.23.26: Enjoy a Brief Eclipse Reprieve (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="773.7771739130435" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!v5dc!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb51df70b-842f-408e-ada2-9a466ce76c5

  5. Issue · Aug 11, 2026

    Horoscopes for a Dangerous Eclipse Season (opens the original)

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