HeyJaredAging Against My Will
Irreverent takes on aging from someone who’s doing it daily — and not happy about it.
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The Idiot’s Guide to Being Old: Money (opens the original)
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I'm Seeing Someone New (opens the original)
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I Ended My 50-Year Marriage to Sports (opens the original)
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Anti-Aging Against My Will (opens the original)
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Aging Against My Will was founded on a simple principle: I never agreed to any of this. Not the wrinkles, the disappearing hair, the mystery noises coming from various joints, or the growing number of body parts that strongly object when I try to use them. So you would think I’d be a natural for anything labeled “anti-aging.” In fact, I should be their ideal customer, unofficial spokesman and easiest mark.The problem is that anti-aging apparently does not mean being against aging at all. It mean
No Court for Old Men (opens the original)
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