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The World's Only Competitive Advice Podcast. We're here to help, but mostly just fight. Get ad-free episodes and bonus content at patreon.com/grawlixsaves.• The Grawlix: Adam, Ben and Andrew have been performing standup and sketch comedy as a trio for 20 years.
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Family Lies: My Sister Moved To Town And Wants To Hang Out All The Time (opens the original)
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TODAY'S QUESTION: Dearest GrawDogs, I moved to Denver in 2011 (it seems like Producer Ron™ loves your Denver-specific riffs, so I’ll just mention that my first apartment was at 13th & Grant, across from City O’ and the original Quiznos, that I believe is now a hair salon or something). Anyway, moving here was the first time I left home, and for the last 15 years I have enjoyed blissful, family-free autonomy. Recently however, my sister and her family moved from out of state to a house a few mile
Ding-Dong Disaster (opens the original)
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TODAY'S QUESTION: Gentlemen Fighters, My family and I are having a challenging time out here in the burbs of Denver. For the past 2 years we have had fairly consistent ding-dong ditches at our house between 8 and 10pm. It would only be a minor annoyance if not for the devastating effects on our household. Of note: 1- our neurotic shepherd dog. We had to put this dog on prozac earlier this year because of her anxiety, so these late-night intrusions derail this fragile dog. 2- if the doorbell does
Barbin' For Apples (opens the original)
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TODAY'S QUESTION: Me and 4 of my great friends all have mothers or mothers-in-law named "Barb." Please let us know the best way to commemorate our friendship with your best Barb-forward idea. Thank you! --Kyle LINKS See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, September 26th with Dave Ross and Chris Walsh! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland
Leap of Reiki: Should I Bankroll My Wife's Energy-Healing Business? (opens the original)
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TODAY'S QUESTION: To my favorite trio of advice professionals, I have been with my wife for ten years and married for six years. I love her dearly and try to make sure I always have her back. She is smart, talented, and supportive. She also believes she was put on this planet to help and heal people. One of the many things I love that about her. The problem is, her version of healing relates less to medicine and science and more towards energy work and spirituality. She wants to start a business
You Can Do It All — And That's The Problem (opens the original)
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TODAY'S QUESTION: Dearest Ben and remaining two talentless dinks, I am seeking advice that is of the utmost importance. I am known about my city as a scorching hot standup comedian with accolades galore, as well as a gifted actor and scribe, worthy of all the awards that Hollywood can bestow, if the godless bastard gatekeepers would take the time to notice me. But, my career has been stunted by my love of music. My social media presence has struggled to gain the numbers I feel I deserve, because
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