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Join hosts John Zidar and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.
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Episode 220: Do Worry, Pipa's Handsy (opens the original)
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Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in good ole' Andy Condom (in Spanish) and talk about how the radical left has cancelled yet another one of our feral male attack pigs. Brought to you as always by injecting bone broth straight into your limp dick to cure weakness, this is ACES Radio; a show about the Columbus Crew.
Episode 219: Front Office Pants-Shitting (opens the original)
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Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Ralph Schudel and Travis Irvine to fight the final boss of Nordecke restructuring: Bronte. Find out who has the deepest vag in their book club, hint: it's Morgan. Evonne stopped by to lie about what I said about the depth of my vag, which is why that bitch was not allowed on the show.
Episode 218: It's Always Hell in Cincinnati (opens the original)
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Join the Latin Boys as they don't welcome in celebrity guest of the week Little Tiny Baby Dick Tony, and discuss the Crew dog-stomping (???) Cincinnati FC in the first leg of 2026 Hell is Real brought to you by Miami Valley Propane and built by ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace. What do we do with the Pringles can, Bronte?
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