HeyJaredAccuracy Third
Accuracy Third is a collection of stories from participants of Burning Man. Your hosts Rex, D-Day, and editor Beth compile, comment upon, and share your tales of dusty adventure.
- Indexed episodes, last 90 days
- 5
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- Aug 20, 2026
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- Jul 22, 2026
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S09 BB04 - Crossbow Billionaire Hunt (opens the original)
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Hot "White" Creme de Menthe. Novel chafing solutions. HW/GCdM Update. Looking forwardses tos. Teeny-Weeny Hooter Tooter. Falls On Fire. Fuck Kimball Musk, watch Succession. AMAs Waterproof socks? Easy Cheese? Discord reads? Granola bars? Climate change? Hexayurt platform? Odyssey? Appropriate Engulf? Marshmallows? Dinners, superheroes, & time travel? How many corgis? (Too many cor-or-gis?) Shish-car-bobbing? Bins? Parakeets? Questions? Discord reads? Wrestler? Espresso? Shirts? Vol shirts? ARTer
S09 E15 - Walking Circles In The Desert (opens the original)
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BORG as HOA. Fred's difficult Saturnalia time. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. The Creamery. The Sirens. Passage. Lord Huckleberry's Dustfish. Sea of Dreams. Cowboy Carlforisms. Moonwalkers. Filling Fluffernips. Feeding frenzies. Small Penising Man. Plug and Play Gone Wild! Bubblegeek's discipline. The Fireside Circles. Who Surveys the Surveyers? The Long Walk Club. Pigfarm wife. Outside MGMT. Hazmat's bike. DaVinci's Dirigible. Art as Burning Man as Art. Content warning: Nazis, Sexual Assault, and Rape.
S09 E14 - Somebody Gotta Do It (opens the original)
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Steeltoe's long version. Electric Forest of Fire. Delivery App Burn. Sincityum? Santa Fe Solatche. A late dinner. Lakes of Fire. MUSIC: "Set Up Weekend (A3rd Thematic Echo)" by dday JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd
S09 E13 - Do You Have A Compass? (opens the original)
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Harley Harley, aka Ranger Mud Flap. 1996 forms. A heavy thing at each corner VS. The Towel Lesson. Cowboy Carl: a sayer of many things. Radical Self Expense Sheet. (Historical) American Graffiti. High Rock Canyon. McSatan's. Hualapai Flat fears. The goat with the anus of truth. Temporal Icenomaly. Lifting Man. Burning Man is friendship. MUSIC: "Deep Playa Wonderings - Incantation Breath" by: Escher Beat https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US O
S09 E12 - Totally Creep-Based (opens the original)
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Michelle is Pretty Slippery. Beans, Beans, The Musical Camp. So much, so different. Marathon Ultraing. Pretty intense. Zendos and don'ts. Slide guardians. Art doing. Naga and the falling off. Slide like you're coming. Racing cake. Not the easy donuts. If you suck. Volunteersing. The right number is three and three is the right number. Your asshole: unclenching. MUSIC: "Wonderlust" by BOZ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on
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