A Paladin’s Bargain
A full-cast dark-comedy audio drama, set in the world of Your Favorite TTRPG™!It sounded like a simple job, but things aren’t always what they seem.
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- Jul 27, 2026
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- Jul 6, 2026
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A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 7: Peer Pressure from Dead People (opens the original)
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Chapter Thirteen. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this round without having to roll initiative again. Yes, this began as a comedy podcast. It will continue to be a comedy podcast. And, in the course of human (-oid) events, there must be reverence to balance out the mirth. Content note: Swearing (2H, 4D, 4S, 1F), apparent character death, and oh by the way, verbal description of war crimes. Special Shout Out to Tricksy Wizard for their incredibly relevant strip: http://w
A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 6: Only a Free Action Away (opens the original)
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Chapter Twelve. The lights are out, you can't see in the dark, and there are several dozen bad people knocking to come in. This isn't a time for a Charisma check. On the up side, there is a VERY unexpected reunion. What happens next? Content note: OK, all. I've been glib about the swearing warnings. (3 H*, 3 D*, 2 S*, and 4 F*. I gotta mark this one explicit simply because of the very necessary and cathartic F bombs.) This one has combat and character death. It's noble and inspiring but I've lis
A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 5: The Gong Show (opens the original)
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Chapter 11. The good news: If you are thirteen years old, there are lots of funny jokes this episode. The bad news: We all get to hear them too. Content note: Combat, peril, harsh language (one hell and one f-bomb.) Everything is gaining momentum and it's all pointing in one direction: exactly where nobody wants to go. Hang on, friends! Episode 6 drops July 20! www.paladinsbargain.com; friends, enemies, you know the drill. Share the love!
A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 4: A Dance with the Crossroads Devil (opens the original)
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Chapter 10: One problem solved. Yay! Another to take its place? WTF? The team prepares to help a woman rescue her husband. Unfortunately, there may be other encounters ahead. Content note: Combat? Lots of combat. Character peril? Yes. Foul language? Three hells, two damns, three fucks, but no shit! Also, for those with squeamish stomachs, one vomit. We're definitely in the thick of it now, friends! Hang on, because help comes from strange places and in unsuspecting packages. Next episode will dr
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