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A French Table 1

Life in rural France with bureaucracy, baguettes, and one too many ducks. A memoir-in-progress and tales from the edge of reinvention.

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Sep 22, 2026
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Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 22, 2026

    No One Was Coming, So I Bought a Chainsaw (opens the original)

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  2. Issue · Sep 14, 2026

    Orange Is the New Black (opens the original)

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  3. Issue · Sep 6, 2026

    The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is Not France (opens the original)

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  4. Issue · Aug 30, 2026

    Coq au Chaos (opens the original)

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  5. Issue · Aug 20, 2026

    THE FRENCH HOTEL SURVIVAL GUIDE (opens the original)

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