HeyJaredⒶ DUDLEY Ⓔ
FOR full power hyper sexual devotional ethereal weapons/cosmic class war consciousness spiritual crisis/prophetic anarchism/soft drink stains. AGAINST Christmas colours/landlessness/CPS GIC neglect + obsession wiv proof/my own odd sort of Englishness
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ON THE MUDLINE (opens the original)
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I’m on the top deck of the bus that takes us to the sauna with my super hot, bisexual trad-wife neighbour who everyone fancies. She bakes me cakes, and I always have ten things to tell her. Today I am telling her about this word Mudline which I came across, and wanted to apply it to my writing when it includes others peoples experience. About how much compromise I have to make when working with anyone’s story who is not protected by the privilege to live an honest life, or to have a safe tower t
CAKE WORLD (opens the original)
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Hi Dudley we met at your painting show at the Royal George in September. How is the rice doing?The rice didn’t come through. Which is odd because I did the experiment twice before and it definitely worked then. I guess people just want mean enough to it.The exhibition was full to the brim! You’re new to the area but have you lived here before? Not in this life!Where did you move from? What’s it like there. I was living in the countryside in Derbyshire in a semi mythical art residency place in a
LOFTY AND THE USED PS2 (opens the original)
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MY STEP DADS COUSIN LOFTY COMES RAHND for weeks on end. They call him that cause he is obscenely tall. He’s another English obviously. He turned up the same day that we got a used PS2, but i don’t think it came from him. The controller cable was just too short for our sitting room, so that if someone leaned back on the sofa or got carried away, it would drag the whole PS2 off the stand, reseting itself. It ruined many a near level up. Lofty was way better at it that us. He seemed part of the del
WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?! (opens the original)
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Because it’s funny.Because they said I am.Because it zings.Because I am bored.Because every minute feels like forever.Because I’m a sick puppy.Because my mum was distracted when I was a baby.Because it’s the only way I got any attention.Because I like to see your eyes light up.Because it helps me to remember.Because I easily forget.Because my parents let me smoke weed as a kid.Because I missed key stages of social development.Because I din’t get what’s going on.Because this is
CUNTY SCHOOL !!!!! (opens the original)
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MY TROUSERS ARE SEVEN YEARS OLD and there is a hole in the ass where it’s rubbed away. A Robert Mapplethorpe patch on each thigh, one of him sitting on a crucifix, and the other of him holding his dick, that i sewed on when i started recovery, so the believers would stay away. I felt to weak to protect myself back then from catholics. My shoes are three years old and i know i need new ones. The t-shirt i don’t know how old it is i found it in a punks car boot and it was the softest i ever felt s
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