HeyJared30, Dirty & Dying
Did anyone else expect to be 30, flirty, and thriving at the big 3-0? So did Clarissa and Kourtney, longtime friends and the hosts of the millennial podcast tackling life, death, and just getting through each day.
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Real Talk: Trying to Be Healthy after 90s/2000s Diet Culture (opens the original)
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This week, Clarissa and Kourtney are getting real with a deep dive into what it's like trying to prioritize health and wellness as millennial women. After growing up in the world of 90s/2000s toxic diet culture and now seeing a resurgence with social media, weight-loss meds, and more, there's a lot that comes to mind when your cohosts start thinking about healthy habits and routines. They're unpacking all of it, plus making a 2000s workout playlist during Back in Time. DISCLAIMER: This is an ent
Like This, Try That for Millennials (opens the original)
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Your favorite millennial cohosts are back, but instead of bringing straight nostalgia, they're finding a way to embrace the best of both worlds. Taking on a common social media trend, Kourtney and Clarissa are offering an episode of "Like This, Try That" suggestions to find new music, movies, shows, and books based on your millennial era favorites. They've got suggestions for Wishbone, pop punk favorites, 2000s sitcoms, and more. And they're taking a layered trip Back in Time to unveil some of t
Telling Spooky Stories for Augtober (opens the original)
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Clarissa and Kourtney are back after an impromptu break with a new episode to ring in the cool, Augtober breeze in the air. After catching up on what's been happening in their lives that led to the break, your cohosts go Back in Time to 1998 to relive the millennial classic "Halloweentown" in all its glory. Then, they're talking about spooky stories you might hear around an end-of-summer campfire, including the synopsis of cohost Clarissa's latest scary short story, which is set in the Augtober
Millennials Count Down the Best and Worst TV Couples (opens the original)
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It's all about love this week on your favorite millennial podcast as Clarissa and Kourtney relive some 90s/2000s TV shows and decide if iconic couples are actually #goals. Your cohosts are using all the perspective they've gained on love and relationships as 30-something women to deconstruct the love stories we grew up with and view these couples' dynamics with fresh eyes to name the 3 best and 3 worst. Gilmore Girls, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, and Boy Meets World are all up for debate this week o
Figuring Out the Best SpongeBob Episode Ever (opens the original)
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This week, Kourtney is back on her bracket game as your cohosts work to figure out what the best episode of SpongeBob SquarePants actually is! Band Geeks or Pizza Delivery? Chocolate with Nuts or Rock Bottom? Where will the Hash Slinging Slasher show up? With a 30 D&D signature bracket, we're on the case! Plus, a trip Back in Time to relive the summer vibes of the early 2010s! Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of th
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