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The Premier Podcast about Columbus Crew 2, aka the Capybaras.
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Episode 32 – 9/23/26 (opens the original)
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We (thankfully) fired our manager for being a terrible person! And the playoffs are upon us, how will the Capys do?? https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T
Episode 31.5 – Mini Episode of Crisis – 9/20/26 (opens the original)
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Wellp. The music today is Flint and Beloved My John by Sufjan Stevens, so you know it’s not a happy crisis. https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T
Episode 31 – 9/5/26 (opens the original)
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Some significant shakeups in the roster and an inconsistent run of form for the Capys. Playoffs are soon, what will become of the Capybaras? https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T
Episode 30 – 7/31/26 (opens the original)
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Capy Summer continues on, just with (way) less first teamers! https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T
Episode 29 – 7/8/26 (opens the original)
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The Capys roll on in their excellent 2026 campaign, hitting a double bye week. It’s cool!
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